This is me

What a low quality picture…

I can’t draw…

No hands

"When I first saw that a dog was a meme, I thought… 'Hah, this is fun.' But then it became a cult. People are obsessed with dogs. Or cats. OR FROGS!!! (I EAT FROGS, OKAY?!)

Well, enough is enough. I’m tired of this child-delivery gig. That ends today. I deserve fame too! Brace yourselves, dogs, cats, and frogs – because STORK has arrived. No more crawling or hopping; it’s time to soar. I’m flying above you all. Watch me!"

How to get some STORK?

This is me worried… I have feelings too

Scroll down sweetheart

Here you can follow me on social media. Look how this text flies. JUST LIKE ME!!!

Here you can follow me on social media. Look how this text flies. JUST LIKE ME!!!

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But why would you do that?! I’m not in delivery business anymore. But if you want… Then do it.

  • What a nice green. I like green. Frogs are green. I eat frogs. Am I French then??

    Click Here to get to France

  • Okay this is very nice blue. Blue is like sky. I was a lot in the sky, delivering your children. But now is time to settle down. You might ask... WHERE IS WALLPAPER, ROADMAP, HOW CAN I TRUST YOU YOU PIECE OF UGLY BIRD????

    Click Here and definitely find out

  • Wallpapers, roadmaps... I know you all want them. And you will definitely get them. You may don't like them, but ask yourself howmany times they helped you. Anyways piece of screen handles a lot... -STORK

    Don't Click Here

  • Whitepaper: BE BETTER THAN - DOGS, CATS, FROGS and ELSE Roadmap: AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

    Click Here but this button definitely do nothing

Gallery. Because I’m awesome.

  • Me normal mood

  • Me worried

  • Me angry

  • Tony Stork (idk what he do here)

  • Me not understanding